10 February, 2010
Lubricants. I know, every West Indian hedonist is well aware that here is nothing that beats the core of a leaf of aloe vera chewed up and collected in a cereal bowl, and placed on the bedside table. Ever since the days of slavery, this potion has not only been the spermicide of choice for knowledgeable West Indians, but also the intimate lubricant nonpareil. There is the little matter of the possibility of indelible stain on the hotel’s sheets, but, for the more cautious, the waterproof shower curtains have long ago solved that little problem!
Aloe vera, famously, cures sunburn instantly, takes a little longer, say 24 hours, for a burn of boiling water. But, for sex? Never has anything better been discovered or invented. Apparently, until now.
St Valentine’s day is fast approaching. The sexually active need to plan ahead. Aloe vera is best used fresh. Flaxseed, by contrast, can be prepared a day or two in advance. So, I offer you a choice of the two.
I am not interested in whether you think that this is an appropriate post. If you don’t like it, go and create your own blog. After you have tried a leaf of aloe vera.
Go on, I know you will love it.
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